1 week left until my preliminary exams and I have yet to find my motivation.

This may turn out to be an issue.

To be fair here, there really isn’t any reason to have the measles, not in the developed world anyway.  Not unless you were unfortunate enough to have parents who were anti-vaxers.

(via invaderxan)

I am thinking of all these people with debilitating anxiety getting stuck in a terrifying positive feedback loop as they freak out about the machines that are telling them they are freaking out about the machines that are telling them they are freaking out about the machines that are telling them they are freaking out about the machines that are telling them they are freaking out about the machines that are telling them they are freaking out about the machines that are telling them they are freaking out………

Her:

For some reason my brain just sort of keeps thinking “Oh its ok, you’re overreacting. stop being such a hypochondriac. You don’t have a REAL problem”

Me:

Your brain would have a better argument if it weren’t also strangling you while saying this.

Oh, is that all I need to know by the 29th?

sophia-sol:

sarahreesbrennan:

laughterkey:

monday-friday:

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.

Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.

“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.

(via queenofthecretaceous)

This girl I thought I was into and thought might be into me just posted an Ayn Rand quote on facebook.  I couldn’t stop laughing.

Moving on?  Check.

While it is clear that North Carolina is full of regressive bigots, eating a donut in front of someone who is dieting is still a dick move.

(via progressivehumanity)

What did I do today? Oh, not much. Went to a seminar, had some lunch, made a frakin’ cyborg.

Ok. So technically I inserted some wires into someone’s arm that interfaced with some software someone else wrote and controlled a robotic hand that someone else built. But seriously, CYBORGS!!!