Because crowd-sourcing is awesome.  From Ze Frank and Mr. Norman. (http://ashow.zefrank.com)

My new favorite.

Peter Mulvey told this story at his concert on Sunday while tuning his guitar:

I was talking with a gay friend of mine about how upset I was that the lieutenant governor of Minnesota said that being gay was a choice.  My friend responded:

“So what if it is?”

Ah Symphony of Science, you make my day.